Let me preface this by saying that if you haven't heard of Chuck Norris, there's a few facts you really need to know:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.In a special surprise, Mr. Norris links to I Heart Huckabee in his column. We're proud to have him as a fellow supporter.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee for President.