October 21, 2007

About Chuck Norris

Let me preface this by saying that if you haven't heard of Chuck Norris, there's a few facts you really need to know:

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris has endorsed Mike Huckabee for President.
In a special surprise, Mr. Norris links to I Heart Huckabee in his column. We're proud to have him as a fellow supporter.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chuck NOrris is the man! And if he endorses you, so do we all! Keep it up Harris brothers!

Patrick Britton said...

I thought it was awesome when I saw this. Chuck is one of those guys you love to have the endorsement of. You have a good share of people that you say "wow, I hope he doesn't support me," but Chuck is definitely a great guy and a great endorsement for Huck.

Nuke said...

Top 20 Facts about Mike Huckabee.
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Christians for Huckabee MOBILIZE said...

loved your post....:)

and one more thing: chuck norris reads i heart huckabee!! (with his eyes closed ;) )

good job!!!